March 2012
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“Sometimes I’m terrified of my heart; of its constant hunger for whatever it is...”
– Edgar Allen Poe
Girl & Guy are leaving a club together
Guy: You'll be walking funny tomorrow ;)
Girl: Oooh have a big cock do we?
Guy: No, im going to cut your feet off.
Me: "It's awkward buying condoms."
Mandy: "It's awkward walking around pregnant..."
“Soft nigga’s can’t survive hard times.”
– J.Cole (via word-is-bond)
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Taylor Swift probably secretly sucks hella dick when no ones looking
February 2012
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Don henley is apparently intimidated by my...
frankocean:
He threatened to sue if I perform it again. I think that’s fuckin awesome.
